Sien er..........

So sien, so sien
why i am so sien
Sien day sien nite
sien in sien out

its an illness
a disease
a breakout
an epidemic

"Stay away!!" chu chai says
"Stop infecting me and my YM!"
"why are u so sien?"
Is it work? love? family? food? or God?

"No," I replied lamely
"Sien, cause talking to a pig" I said jokingly
"Haiyor, u oledi say sien 30 times"
But i counted only 20 times ( u liar)
Chu chai say 20 pigs lying on the floor

1 got bumped by piggy's sienand left 19 pigs on the floor
1 got asskicked by piggy's sien
and left 18 pigs on the floor
1 got pox from piggy's sienand so left 17 pigs on the floor
1 tumbled down in drunken frenzy and kick 3 away
off they fly to Timbuktu and left 14
the drunk pig vomit due to sienoff to infirmary it went
13 pigs on the floor
1 woke up screaming anguishly
boils pouring due to piggy’s sienoff to Dr Liew it was sent
12 pigs left on the floor
santa came and pick up 8
and so were saved from piggy’s sien4 pigs on the floor
2 cried non stop becoz of piggy’s sienkicked in the crotch and now in coma
so left 2 pigs on the floor
upon hearing “Sien”
die screaming while bursting into roast pork chop
and now no more pigs lying on the floor

smile piggy smile
laf piggy laf
but inside sien is still sien
why life lately dull and sien…………..

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Murid murid...how many sien are there in the passage?
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